Loadsa Money

Loadsa money

Bulging Budget Corporation, aka BBC, has a big budget to spend every year.

Usually large organisations allot a budget for a department or project each year and the following year the budget is expected to increase with or above inflation. Each department will guard its allotment budget fiercely – and here is the irony – even if they don’t need it.

So, if after counting their coins for a project they have some pennies left over, the excess amount will be spent on whatever – just to show that all the money was needed and to obviate a reduction in allowance next year.

The accumulation of excess cash can buy orchestras, pianos, guitars, violins, didgeridoos, bongos, tom toms, whistles, and even enormous organs.

Also the money coming in is guaranteed safer than any bank investment.
When you have safe spondulicks like that, boy, you can party. You can party in the name of entertainment. You can party so loud you can’t hear when your punters have a request. All that money. All those riches. All that power.

Loadsa money, loadsa noise, loadsa music. Yah –hooo. We –heee.
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