The Foney Programme

The BBC’s report on the countries credit crisis had angered the men in the financial sector.

The big bangs, loud crunches, trumpet blasts and massed melodica musical moans over the narration of the important issues of the week had resulted in the misinterpretation of the dialogue.

It had been reported that mark had been up against dolly while frank had a yen for florens. The buck had gone down on penny and was hard up against the groat. The market had stirred to a record high since last Tuesday and was expected to rise again when the draws dropped. The situation was described as incontinent.

Political correctness demanded that an apology be transpitted.
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The financial sector was furious with the BBC and said it was most insulted when they were actually called City Bankers.

A violin Lamont played the programme out.
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