Sunday, 14 March 2010

Lessons

Lessons

Parent of pupils at Upper Downings Primamary School were protesting today about the schools poor performance. OFSTEAR inspectors had proclaimed the school had the lowest rating in the league tables for performance.

The headmaster was critisised for insisting that music be played during lessons in order to improve the childrens learning. He said that the music helped improve the brain function of the children and it added mood and theme to lessons. He admitted that he had got the idea from the unaccountable broadcating corporation.

The parents demanded that the practice stop as their children had been unable to concentrate on the subjects being taught. Furthermore, the practice had trivialised essential subjects such as reading writing and arithmetic because the children couln’t hear the teachers voice.

The school finally agreed to stop the practice and children would now learn their lessons with no background music.

Lessons learned?
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