Child to Mom

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“Mommy, Mommy, what is silence?”
“Quite dear, I’m trying to watch television.”
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“Mom, did the television really fry dads brain?”
“Quiet dear and eat your crisps.”
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“Mom, why do they make so much noise on the television?”

"Well dear, there are people at the BBC who are just a bit silly in the head and have nothing else to do. And their very kind bosses give them lots of money to play with those toys.”

“Why though, mom?”

“Just go back in your room dear and put your helmet on.”
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